she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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