One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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