I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
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