Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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