At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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