what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
Randomize
