The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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