i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
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