I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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