Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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