I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
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