I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
and you fell through a lawn chair
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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