You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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