I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Randomize
