i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Two words: blizzard sex
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
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