talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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