idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
