I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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