omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I'm both gender and math confused
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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