carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
You are a booty call, not a friend.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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