he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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