Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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