I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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