I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
