What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
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