Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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