just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
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