Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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