I'm so fucking centered right now
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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