he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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