if i can run in heels then i can drive
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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