so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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