Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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