So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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