You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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