She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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