the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
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