Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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