dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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