Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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