cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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