So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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