was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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