it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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