Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
She needs sedatives and a leash
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
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