i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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