whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
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