the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Randomize
