She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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