We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
Randomize
