But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
You don't make any sense
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